donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 7, 2003

Dunnified

adj. intelligent, good looking, well rounded; a winner; a role model, sex symbol.

Justin is so smart and successful, plus he's HOT. He's so Dunnified.

by 05052010 January 1, 2008

dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

Deoxified

A medical condition where the brain is not receiving enough oxygen to function properly. This usually results in a memory relapse and/or break down in the ability to speak. Although not usually painful it can cause bodily harm if left untreated.

I don't know where I'm at or your name. I'm deoxified.

by MTMuGs March 2, 2009

Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021