1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
by galen_gris October 26, 2011
Get the Laugh Your Dick Hard mug.When you're unsure whether you want to identify by Richard or Dick so you decide to meet in the middle and go with Dichard
"So is the the bossman's name Richard or Dick because he's always going between the two for his email and social media accounts"
"Oh he's recently decided to go with Dichard to avoid confusion"
"That's cool, Dichard definitely has a nice ring to it"
"Oh he's recently decided to go with Dichard to avoid confusion"
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richard and dick combined. Dick is a nickname for richard so a genius from burrillville, ri made up the name dickard.
by BigBUD926 October 11, 2008
Get the dickard mug.the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
Get the dicktarded mug.The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012
Get the Dickhands mug.An incomplete transformation of the name "Richard" into its nickname form "Dick". Usually refers to a Richard that is not as alpha as other Richards. This beta variant frequently spends his time indulging in off-meta games (ie. Minecraft, Clash of Clans, Surviv.io), and additionally often posts images of his wins despite knowing the fact that it will surely inhibit his reproduction. The macho Richard part of him sometimes breaks through and urges him to participate in jockular activities, such as sports, however the submissive part of him hinders his ability to be any good.
Person 1: That new guy Richard on the vollyball team is ass.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.
by BigPeewee June 17, 2018
Get the Dickchard mug.Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time
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