Dick Head

Someone who is looking up "Dick Head"

A Dick Head: I'm going to look up "Dick Head" on Urban Dictionary.

by the thing that eats March 16, 2010

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

dick head

a dick head is a person that has a dick/penis insted of at head. these kind of people are very rare but can be found in public strip clubs under the stage

young man says: i'm going to the strip club. his girlfriend replys: you sick dick head

by youngmen March 28, 2010

Dick Head

A Guy At Sporting Events selling beer, cotton candy, and other arena food, That Wear's a Dick Shaped Hat.

Guy that looks like he has a dick head.

by Dick Mac June 28, 2012

Dick Head

A stupid person who's most likely in Britain streets/roads drunk driving

Hey you Dick Head, get out of the middle of the road!

by How To Be A Dick Head 101 December 28, 2021

dick head

Top part of your widge.

by Fuck Face Motherfucker August 10, 2003

Dick head

A person with a penis attached to his head.............
DUH!

James is a dick head cuz there is a penis on his head.

by JOOSAFOOWIS October 2, 2005