Arizona Diamondbacks

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.

'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 26, 2022

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025