dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.
If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.
by Dennisisevil October 19, 2005
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dial it in

To set up everything completely, precisely, and perfectly. Usually relating to something mechanical or creative. The phrase comes from tuning engines. Mechanics set contact points for the electrical system of the engine and then "dial in" the timing so it will run perfectly.
If we're going to take the whole engine apart, let's get some new parts and dial it in before we put it back together.

Can also be used in other tenses and variations like:

I'm going to dial in that letter to my landlord before I send it out.

That bike needs to be dialed in before we take it to the track.

I was dialing it in yesterday so that it would be ready for the trip.
by slambert11 January 22, 2009
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dialing

taken from the show dial m for murder, dial d is for devious. Can also refer having sex or trying to attempt sexual relations.

"That girl from last night was hot... oh yeah? did you to dial d"

"Hey whats up any dialing going on tonight?"

"What is up with your friends mechanic? He seems to be a bit of a dialer, Don't you think he is ripping you off?"

"Well I got dialed upon last night, my (friend) was going to pick me up but ended up being a dialer and I got dialed upon"
by DJ Talal December 05, 2006
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dialing

1. To be under the effects of MDMA.
2. To have dialated pupils from MDMA.
1. "I'm dialing hard."
2. "Your eyes are dialing/dialed."
by Diego June 20, 2003
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Dial

Dick, dong, shlong, the list goes on...

Invented by T9 word/cell phone auto-complete while trying to text the word "dick"
You fucking dial! Why did you have to show me your balls?!!
by Mr.Large Dial June 12, 2010
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Dial It In

Pretty much anything. Whenever you do something to the fullest, best extent of doing something.
1) Mother nature really dialed us in with that storm last night!

2) I went out with this chick, she came back to my place and I dialed it in.

3) Person A: Hey, Wanna go to the bar?
Person B: DIAL IT IN!!
by Ced311 December 24, 2007
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Dial

I dialed this hot chick from Torrance last night
by Jazzica June 28, 2006
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