diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication; From the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

someone: what are you
me: diktologist, i like diktology
someone: u study dicks!!
me: no, web browsers
someone: ok
me: bye
someone: i will commit suicide
me: ok bye
someone: bye

diktology by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

Diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication, from the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

my friend: what do you like?
me: diktology
my friend: omg dik suker u study diks
me: no, dikt comes from the greek word diktyo, which means network or web.
my friend: u study the web?
me: yes, more specifically web browsers
my friend: so youre a diktologist?
me: yes but not formally cuz its impossible to get graduated on that
my friend: so you like web browsers?
me: yes

Diktology by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

dentology 

It's not a fucking a word

"Did you hurt your tooth? You should go to the dentology clinic."
"That's not a word fuckhead"

dentology by Maximillianian October 20, 2023

Debtology 

The study of debt.

We need to do some debtology on the USA.

Debtology by taxitaco April 23, 2024