When a chicano/latino hosts a ghetto ass Cinco De Mayo party.
They invite a shit ton of people that aren't even chicano/latino and expect them to bring random ass foods. Theres usually a lot of filipinos.
They invite a shit ton of people that aren't even chicano/latino and expect them to bring random ass foods. Theres usually a lot of filipinos.
Michael: Yeah! Its Cinco De Mayo tomorrow! What are we going to do?
Angelica: Lets throw a party! Ill throw it though because im the one thats mexican. I'll bring a shit ton of mexican food! It will be so good. Make sure we invite everyone.
Karen: Nah lets just let everyone bring something and like, It doesn't have to be all mexican food.
Marianna: OH NO THATS CUDDY DE MAYO!
Angelica: Lets throw a party! Ill throw it though because im the one thats mexican. I'll bring a shit ton of mexican food! It will be so good. Make sure we invite everyone.
Karen: Nah lets just let everyone bring something and like, It doesn't have to be all mexican food.
Marianna: OH NO THATS CUDDY DE MAYO!
by rugbyforlyfe May 25, 2011
This started out as a tragedy in the late eighteenth century. It is a well known fact that mexicans love mayonnaise. A large steam tanker of this condiment was crossing the gulf of mexico from florida when a large storm occured, sinking the tanker. The horrified mexicans witnessed this and named the day of the sinking, May 5, a national holiday of drowning their worries with corona.
"O no-o! Did-o you hear-o about the cinco de mayo??!!"
by G Love July 06, 2006
the alcoholic's version of the holiday known as Cinco de Mayo, a holiday held on May 5 that commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.
by thearrowsflight May 06, 2010
When chinks (chinese people) try to celebrate the border hopping holiday, cinco de mayo and ruin it for all of the jewish white people trying to celebrate it at taco bell.
Jew 1: God damn man, all these chinks are ruining my cinco de mayo.
Jew 2: I know man their a bunch of dirty chinko de mayo's!
Jew 1: They suck, they should be fixing someones computer somewhere.
Jew 2: I hate chinko de mayo's!!!!
Jew 1: Shalom!
Jew 2: I know man their a bunch of dirty chinko de mayo's!
Jew 1: They suck, they should be fixing someones computer somewhere.
Jew 2: I hate chinko de mayo's!!!!
Jew 1: Shalom!
by Donkeyfooh29 December 27, 2010
When a whole bunch of white college kids get together and have a kegger for reasons unbeknownst to them. These parties usually occur in the whitest of whitebread neighborhoods, and shirk far, far, farrrr away from what the people of Mexico actually celebrate.
Frat Boy A: Dude! You comin' to the Cinco De Mayo party tonight? We're gonna get WASTED!
Frat Boy B: Dude: I'm Mexican. That's effed up.
But I'm definitely coming.
Frat Boy B: Dude: I'm Mexican. That's effed up.
But I'm definitely coming.
by jimenarocker May 06, 2009
Contrary to a surprising public belief, Cindo de Mayo is not a holiday of independance. It celebrates the battle of Puebla(1862), when 2000 Mexican soldiers beat back 6000 French attackers under the rule of Napolean III. This is also the day that Napolean died. So far as I understand it, the holiday is celebrated much more in the US than in Mexico. We can thank the Corona beer company and college students for this.
by plasticus May 07, 2004
If you don't know what cinco de mayo is, it's a celebration of Mexico's 1862 victory in battle over France, although France, who previously had not won a war since 1066, later won the war against Mexico. However, since the Mexicans beat the French for this one battle, Mexicans took their cue from the Irish (who don't actually celebrate St. Patrick's Day, from what I can tell). The Mexicans said, "Okay, hey, let's do a pub crawl!!!!!' Except they said it in Spanish. Which makes me wonder why Mexicans would do a pub crawl, seeing as how Mexico doesn't seem to have a lot of pubs, seeing as how it's Mexico and not Ireland. But never mind that now. You should also never mind the fact that cinco de mayo is more widely celebrated here in the States than it is in Mexico.
by Tom Navarro April 18, 2007