Haagen all the Dazs

The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.

Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!

by Stur-DP July 2, 2011

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

by name witheld January 7, 2005

Haagen Dazs

awesome, cool.

Dude, that BMW is so Haagen Dazs.

by lightningfofie May 3, 2009

Danushri

A person with overwhelming happiness, a flowery attitude who uses words such as babes and omg. They also overuse the heart emoji and end their messages with kisses in the form of x's.

I've just started chatting to this girl, and I'm pretty sure she's a danushri

by Abdi_Ali November 28, 2018

Daus

D-A-W-W-S D-O-U-C-E Daus is and if you don't get it then you're just NOT DAUS

Daus it up!
You're body is so dausin'
Got daus?
Can't Daus this
Yes your dausiness, can I help you?
KAISER DAUS!
Dausinsons Disease

by The Daus July 26, 2009

Dauson

Dauson is a loving and caring boy who really. He wants to receive the love that he gives and once denied that, he learns,forgets and moves on.

Dauson is Christian name

by Kaltel December 11, 2018

Dadus

Born from the words Dad and Status, possessing Dadus embodies the manly responsibilities of being a stereotypical adult male. Of course, doing anything and everything better than your son is bonus but in general, anything reflecting your responsible adult manhood qualifies.

My Dadus reached new heights when I pulled out the schematics of the oven to fix it.

Person 1: Believe me, I never leave the lights on or the door unlocked before I sleep. My dadus is better than that.

Person 2: Loser.

by lifeisrhythm April 29, 2011