National hoe day

April 24th it’s the day when all the hoes where born🐉

Papa: when are you born
Me: national hoe day

by KossanTone April 14, 2019

National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉

Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!

by Benjamin's April 11, 2019

National Text an Ugly Hoe Day

On the day of June 10, you are permitted to grace the presence of an ugly hoe(s) use wisely you can only text 3 ugly hoes on this day

Just text her ugly ass and make her feel good 🤷🏽 ♂️
National Text An Ugly Hoe Day

by Jack Goff and Mike Rotchburns June 8, 2020

National Hoe Day

On August 11th you can shake as much ass as you want, without anyone judging you!

Sarah- August 11th
Kay- Yes! It’s national hoe day!
Sarah- yesssss I finna shake this ass

by RealBhadie August 10, 2020

Make fun of Hoe’s Day

18 of November

On make fun of Hoe’s day you can call hoe’s, hoe’s

by Ella Hull November 17, 2019

National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025