Darwin

Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rar and he takes Ls

HE looks like a Darwin.

by Hi8 April 30, 2019

Darwin

Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?

Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!

Kid: You really believe that?

Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!

Kid: You're an idiot dad

by MxTr July 7, 2010

Darwin

Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:

If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.

Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago

No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test

Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail

by MTRCxY August 14, 2010

Darwin

A girl who is apparently a “boy” but is actually secretly a girl and acts like one, or maybe he’s just gay, is one of those... Darwin is a weird rare name, a rare specie he is to be exact. Extremely weak & skinny thinks they are cute but really is not, looks like a gringa and is a wannabe Mexican.

Alondra: Darwin said he’s gonna try to come hang out with us tonight again for the 100th time

Ariana: he’s always hanging out with girls, sorry SHE*

by sonotari June 22, 2019

Darwin

Likes the taste of blood. Gets excited when seeing the red liquid and gets hasty to try it out and see how it tastes. A true adventurer and exotic blood taster.

"I go Darwin when I see that she has her period "
"Damn bro, did you seriously Darwin when you saw her bleed?"
"I faint when I see blood, but he Darwins the moment he sees it"

by fishingtomorrow December 9, 2014

Darwin

Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.

After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin

by Thiccydicky November 29, 2017

Darwin

A male with a 100L by 286W forehead. Who’s Mission in life is to date girls who he does not actually like but because he feels bad and too become a warrior

Damn, he’s such a Darwin.
Big ass forehead

by Ann_onamus May 25, 2018