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danglage

the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac Newton:

First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.

Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit time).

Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.

*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.
In the 2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who, despite their best efforts, continued to fumble. (First Law)
by philly4life November 7, 2010
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dankalank

Lets smoke that DANKALANK!!!!!
by Danky McDankerson December 9, 2008
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dinklage

A little piece of food stuck between your front teeth that you are unaware of; someone often needs to tell you its there. It can usually be removed by running your tongue over your front teeth or trying to suck it out, making a rude noise.
Me: "Hi Ginn, how are you?"

Ginn: "I'm great!" (Gives a toothy smile).

Me: Whoa! (Pointing to your friend). "You've got a little dinklage on your tooth."
by Clokspd September 23, 2011
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Dinklage

The measure of the weight of a man's scrotum. (Pronounciation: "deenk-lij")
-In the blue corner, weighing in at two hundred and thirteen dinklages - MAN-DINGOOOO.

-Man, that girl ain't gon' look at you, you don't got enough dinklage.

-Peter Dinklage has too much dinklage.
by NotPeterDinklage April 15, 2014
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The Dinklage

To have sex with a woman to induce labour to cause her to give birth to a mini human.
Gave her The Dinklage
Inspired by the famous mini human Peter Dinklage

"Totally just gave her a Dinklage to help her give birth."

"Dinklaged this chick the other night to to help her go into labour."
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Danglage

Male genitilia.
"I heard jade likes black danglage."

"It's true man."
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Dankalame

something that is so dank that is is lame
That show was dankalame.
by shaynin self October 17, 2008
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