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cutile

An adjective describing something that is cute but pointless.

This portmanteau of "cute" and "futile" was first coined by YouTuber Toby Turner in the outtakes of his Cute Win Fail series.
Dogs can neither understand nor speak English, so asking "What did you do?" to a dog who did something bad is rather cutile.
by Captain Cutile September 5, 2012
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cutie geek

It's affectionate! Trust me, it's not a bad thing lol
A cutie geek is someone who is both a nerd and is adorable.

It's similar to calling someone "my dork" or something like that. It's an insult that's been turned around to be affectionate.

If a girl told you that, I reckon chances are she's interested in you!!

:)
nerd: say funny thing
his best friend : you are such a cutie geek :P
by Ess0 October 3, 2009
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corona cutie

A cute guy or girl you want to make out with but who might have corona virus.
and
Cute little kids who might be carriers of corona virus because they're kids.
and
Less commonly used but also the old loot bots in apex that looked like viruses
Guy 1: I met this girl on spring break and now I cant stop coughing.
Guy 2: Uh oh, corona cutie got ya.

Wife: Aww, those kids playing in the street are adorable.
Husband: Don't let those corona cuties get anywhere near you!

Apex player 1: I found a corona cutie!
Apex player 2: ...kys
by Old Man Mange Beard March 25, 2020
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Cuties

A disgusting new movie that Netflix is making that glorifies pedophilia, and shows 11yo, FUCKING 11YO TWERKING.
And by the way, this shit it TV-MA, you know this director wanted to make this movie for Epstein's buddies.
#BanCuties
Cuties scares me, and it should scare you.
This whole "MAPS" community is complete bs, and all it is, is pedophilia. It is a mental illness, and any grown adult suffering from it needs to find some help.
I've seen a lot of people countering this by saying, "well back then being LGBT was considered a mental illness!"
Difference between being gay, and being a pedo, is that the former is consentual, and happens between fully-developed adults.
The latter doesn't, and current science proves that children do not have fully enough developed brains to consent.
I hope to God Pedos are never accepted into society, but if it happens in my day, I think I'll just commit Seppuku.
Fuck Netflix for aproving this shit.
by Just Another Zoomer August 20, 2020
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Cutie 3.14

Cutie Pie

3.14=pi

pi=3.14

cutie+3.14=cutie pi=slang word for: CUTIE PIE
Person 1: You're a cutie 3.14
Person 2: Wtf? Do I look like a math book to you?
Person 1: What? No...I meant...
Person 2: Yeah, if that's how you-
Person 1: Look it up on urbandictionary.com, asshole
(Person 2 looks up the definition of "cutie 3.14")
Person 2: Oh...
by THEinviviancible June 2, 2009
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cutiemuffin

A nickname for someone who is extremely cute!

In most cases, used as a noun!
Oh look there is cutiemuffin!
by _-§kyline-_ September 13, 2009
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Cutie Putie

Another fave nickname of 45’s for his little Russky buddy, Vladimir.
At the height of their intense bromance, Cutie Putie was known to call the Oval Office for some quickie phone sex.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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