Cuntache

Mustache that acquires sexual relations.

Great cuntache dude!

by Allexandrovich October 25, 2015

cuntache

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.

Dude, nice cuntache!

by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015

cumstache

when a girl gets cum above her lip under her nose, like a mustache

that girl got a cumstache in this porn i saw today!

by mmaaaxxxxxxxxxxx January 19, 2008

crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

by Porgy McDuffin July 25, 2007

crustache

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crustache

The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

by peckahead October 19, 2003