curl jockey

1. Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his biceps, triceps, delts.

2. Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his upper body. For example. His work out may consist of doing curls, tricep extentions and bench pressing; yet he does not squat, deadlift, dip, etc.

Look at Tony. He's such a curl jockey. I never see that guy in the cage doing squats or deadlifts for that matter.

by Nan M. November 14, 2006

cumflation

shooting a shit ton of jiz into your partner's fun hole and filling them up until they either look pregnant or can't hole anymore of your jiz. this act is almost impossible due to the fact that a man cant produce enough to fill up their partner that much :L

"i had too much fun with my wife last night, she suggested we try cumflation to make it more interesting"

by holden.mike.hawk December 3, 2021

southern curly fries

Pubic dreadlocks, often due to lack of hygiene.

Zach: "Darwin, shave down there. You have some serious southern curly fries going on."

by Treeboy9 June 13, 2018

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

Verbal Curfew

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.

Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.

by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Italy curl

Something in conversation that renders a normally chatty person utterly speechless, and usually red with embarrassment. From: Hetalia's main character Italy, who motormouths nonstop, has a peculiar hair curl that, when pulled, renders him speechless and red faced.

She was lecturing me about drugs in front of everyone at church until I told her I saw her drunk just last week. I sure pulled her Italy curl!

by GrandpaRomeo November 1, 2012

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006