Office Cunt

The one guy in the office that everyone hates.

Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.

Likely to be a sex pest.

Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.

by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010

offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

cuntoff

To get lost, leave alone, or fuck off

Cuntoff you asshole or else i'll rock you in the face.

by Timmaboy June 28, 2008