Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Cumstain Charlie

A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.

"I really hope,that that cumstain Charlie has a gun in his pants!"

by YanTales November 3, 2008

cumstain kid

the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.

cumstain kid received an intense "sneaky fitzgerald" from me 2nd period

by ben thurston December 17, 2008

Cumstain of Death

A cumstain that:

1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large

"Oh fuck I aimed wrong, and now I have to deal with a cumstain of death"

by Experienced Cumlord July 7, 2023

Cumstain

The definition of the word cumstain is someone who is intensely gay and hedonistic.

A cumstain only associates with people who could also be described as cumstain, some of who assist in providing them with the jiz that designates them as cumstain.

A cumstain may periodically have cumstains on their clothes and/or skin.

Hey cumstain how many liters of jiz have you drank today?

by Gerdunga February 6, 2008

cumstain mcgee

someone that's being a real dick

"shut the fuck up Cumstain McGee!

by sydnayandbirdie October 24, 2015

Cumstain

The dog that harasses Towson University students. Also known as The Mongrel.

Cumstain the dog bit the door knob again and barked at the drunk students.

by Raquesh September 12, 2022