cummers ear

sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.

Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !

by yodaddyBITCH August 3, 2008

cumbersome

A fancy word literary snobs like to use instead of complicated when referring to sentence structure.

The word gets very annoying when used over and over again.

Teacher: "Don't end your sentences in prepositions, but make sure your sentences aren't cumbersome."

by 0000000oooo. September 23, 2009

bustin cummers

A term referring to a sexual encounter between a man and a woman where the man makes the woman have extreme orgasims. Hitting the G-spot

"Mark sure did bust some cummers at that gangbang last night" "Male porn stars are good at bustin cummers"

by Delmas March 9, 2008

cummerstuck

An orgasm that never ends.

Those people in the mental ward seem to be cummerstuck.

by wilso024 September 27, 2019

Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

by theboobox February 11, 2020

Cuckerson

Someone who is a simp/ soy, he doesn’t let anyone cuck his girl, but it’s pretty darn close. You really do feel bad for a cuckerson.

“ dude did you see how he lets his girl walk all over him?”

“ yeah and then he comes and complains to us about it just to let it happen again tomorrow”

“ tough case of the cuckerson”

by Rickle_Pick August 23, 2020

Culverson

Last name of someone with a big cock

Mr Culverson is packin.

by sheeesh.2345 April 25, 2021