he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter
by cum.stain.stan April 21, 2022
by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004
by Costas House November 28, 2019
by Lil Welch December 17, 2019
A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
by SantoshGeorge September 25, 2008
by Me-Who-Hates-All March 6, 2005
Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.
Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009