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Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut 

A homeless hooker who guzzles cum.

Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut 

Used often to describe college sluts, especially at UW Whitewater. To be defined as a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut is very easy to achieve. Most women that have this title often refuse to sleep with a guy but then fuck his best friend and the rest of the boys while being an utter asshole to the guys she rejected.
That bitch is a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut she wouldn't fuck me.

Cum guzzling gutter slut 

a name, used for name calling, or insaults

cum-guzzling-mcgutter-slut 

Huge fucking whore who is "passed around". Passed around- hoe who sucks everyone's dick. She swallows a lot of cum, of course, and has a nasty attitude.
*loses virginity at 12*
Someone who loses their virginity at 12 is a cum-guzzling-mcgutter-slut

Cum guzzling dumpster slut 

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.
She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut 

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...
Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...