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Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.
"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."
by Zarl June 23, 2009
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Cuckwad

“Cuckwad”:

noun:

When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”

You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019
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cuckwit

A derogatory term used to describe a male political protagonist, whose perspective is considered to be shallow, insignificant or feckless, in respect to a supposed overall social environment.
A term that can be used as a pejorative to describe any man's ideas or arguments - irrespective of their purported stance in the Left / Right Political Paradigm.
That guy's such a Cuckwit! He really has no idea.
by Orinjamba October 5, 2017
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Cuckold

A man who finds arousement in watching his girlfriend/wife having sex with another man.
Damn, gotta find myself some of that cuckold porn. I just love that feel of hate-fapping!
by fatalerror248 November 3, 2013
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Cuckold

A man who enjoys watching his wife commit adultery or be unfaithful with other men.
Ben watched and filmed his wife have sex with another man. The fetish of being a cuckold.
by Urbanderp420 November 1, 2019
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CuckWill

A weak, pathetic man whose garbage-heap of a wife gets turned inside out by other men on a regular basis. While seemingly ok with this, he will completely lose his mind if you mention the fact that she is hairless.
CuckWill does not want Jada’s name in your mouth, but dicks are A-Ok!
by AngeV2234 March 28, 2022
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cuckooing

(verb) A crime where a drug dealer befriends a weak, old or otherwise vulnerable person, then takes over their home and uses it as a crack house.
"Cuckooing is a new type of crime which involves a drug dealer befriending a vulnerable individual who lives on their own.

Like a cuckoo, the dealer moves in, takes over the property, and turns it into a drugs' den."

(BBC Inside Out, March 23rd 2007)
by Andy January 20, 2008
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