sloppy cronkite

two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "And that... is the way it was."

They gave each other a sloppy cronkite at the christmas party last year. How unprofessional!

by helen424 February 1, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."

Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.

Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by SoulCatcher February 2, 2007

Walter Cronkite

The act of farting so loudly and abruptly it sounds like "Walter Cronkite". Also applicable to explosive diarrhea.

Example 1: Girl: I totally heard my boyfriend Walter Cronkite this morning through the bathroom door.

Example 2: Boy: I totally need to Walter Cronkite after eating that sushi.

by b2bomber January 24, 2011

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and when one gets off he said "and thats the way it was"

I just gave John a sloppy cronkite

by MMA Alex February 1, 2007

sloppy cronkite

when two people try to get each other off the first one who gets off says, "that's the way it was." just like walter cronkite used to say it. invented by jon stewart.

dude i think the vice president and Karl Rove were giving each other sloppy cronkites.

by dmoney1202 December 14, 2008

Sloppy Cronkite

when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "And that was the way it was"

they performed a Sloppy Cronkite with immaculate composure.

by Jon Stewart February 2, 2007

sloppy cronkite

Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was."

Haven't you ever heard of a sloppy Cronkite? Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was." - Jon Stewart

by Leonffs February 1, 2007