crime scene sex

When you have sex with a woman on her period and she bleeds all over the place making it look like a police crime scene.

Susy is on her period. That means we'll be having crime scene sex.

by Tito G. February 20, 2009

Crime Scening

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.

by Crime scening November 27, 2017

Crime shame

A southern term used when some one has said or done something so wrong or shameful that they might as well have committed a crime.

Person 1: Did you hear Sue's grandfather was dying from cancer and she didn't even bother to go see him before he passed.

Person 2: That's a *crime shame.

by _eternalhour September 26, 2014

crime scene vagina

A crime scene vagina is the result of having sex with a girl having her period. The most severe crime scene vagina experiences will have the look and feel of an actual crime scene; bloody handprints on the wall, sheets, blood dripping from your penis, blood spattered all over your body.

I was hitting her from behind and I pulled out and my dick was dripping with blood.... man that was one serious crime scene vagina.

by fourfoursevens June 17, 2009

rolling crime scene

an older van with no or painted over windows preferably with one fender of a different color and a mattress in the back

look at that rolling crime scene by the schoolyard

by toddrocks January 13, 2008

Crime Stoppers

A law enforcement program where you give anonymous tips and if an arrest is made you can make some cash. Some drug dealers use it to get rid of competition so they can make all the sales.

Johnny was tired of his friends making all the money selling drugs, so he called crime stoppers and got them all arrested. Then he buy all the crack and sold that shit like there was no tomorrow.

by LocAssNigga June 19, 2010

Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009