1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
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by Popular_kid123 January 25, 2016
Get the Crompton mug.Nick Crompton is a very silly boy who eats way too much his collar always stays poppin' we all know he can rap and is not from compton this boy believes england is his city and also believes without team 10 the usa would be shitty. He always passes it to chance because apparently they stay litty. Lol
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note: the word God has been changed to Nick Crompton out of respect to his lordliness
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by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018
Get the nick crompton mug.Much like Kryptonite and its detrimental effects on Superman, Cromtonite is that which has a detrimental effect on the performance of the University of Tennessee Volunteers football program. Named after, Eric Crompton, who discovered an utilized this lethal compound throughout his collegiate football career at UT.
Chemical compound: Cromptonite-08
Chemical compound: Cromptonite-08
Dave: "Man I really though the Vols had a pretty good chance this year with Kiffen in charge but it looks like Crompton's going to unleash the Cromptonite on the Vols again this year!"
Ryan: "Yeah he sucks!"
Ryan: "Yeah he sucks!"
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