CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

Capastoric

Describing a collection of caps. Bottle caps, assorted variety, all together as an amazing collection.

Story behind the word. My 8 year old, Kara Hay came up with this word as we were waiting in line to recycle our bottles. She noticed all the different caps and wants to start a cap collection. "It will be capistoric." (Amazing and a variety)

This cap collection is capastoric!

by Leitram May 20, 2017

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

craps

Craps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.

If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.

by crapassmaster December 28, 2005

screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 1, 2018

haps on the craps

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.

hey brother what's the haps on the craps.

by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003

crapacity

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.

Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.

by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004