Crank

Somebody you know that’s weird as fuck and crazy.

Guy 1: Bro you know that girl Sophie?
Guy 2: Yea what about her?
Guy 1: Yea she tried to bite my dick off, what a fucking crank.

by Yurbo December 2, 2021

Crank

Crank (verb): stroke, as with a schlong; spank, such as with a monkey; lube (the chassis); beat (the cobb); wax
(tense) cranked, crankin', has cranked; "crankin' the shaft"

With big tits on my mind, I began crankin' my wang.

Since that honey wouldn't give me no trim, I cranked the shaft when I got home.

by wount November 21, 2019

crank that

to pleasure a man by masturbation

crank that bitch then supamanthat ho

by ejg1714 November 1, 2007

Crank it

A term originated from the music industry to command an individual to "turn up the volume.

Joseph: Hey man this show is going great!
Scott: Yea man but you really need to Crank it on this next song.
Joseph: Sure thing Scott!

by lyfesvrbby May 22, 2008

crank

someone who is a bit of a twat or annoying you

"shut up you crank"
" your boyfrind is a fucking crank"

by jogonjon February 12, 2009

crank that

the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?

Person A: Did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? Its so funny! I love it!

Person B: Thats an actual rap CD

Person A: I have lost all faith in the world

by hulio January 9, 2008

crank

A cheap form of meth made in trailer kitchens. often causes gritting of teeth, assholeyness, destruction, inability to pay bills, romantic relationships with ones aids infected cousin, and finally complete retardation.

1. Grary nd' nikole loves they crank.

2. The more CRNK I snort the mores i become the hulk.

by the magical muffin June 11, 2006