Bitch Eating Crackers

When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".

"I can't help it she just drives me nuts, she's my Bitch Eating Crackers."

by pt732 June 26, 2018

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023

Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.

I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!

by BW68 March 15, 2024