Commentpaedo

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

by Whaleland July 27, 2009

Commentary

Gameplay, reaction video, etc. with voiceover. Simply put, any kind of competition, video, etc. with voiceover.

Hey guys, this is my first commentary video don't judge my voice...

by Arcxxus January 24, 2022

Commental

Someone who makes a lot of comments with a non stop attitude to ever stop commenting on this first thing you commented.

"Man your so commental today, cut it out."

by Mrhockey February 18, 2009

food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

commenate

comment + hate = commenate
hating comments

dude1: check my shit out
dude2: k...
dude1: dont fuckin commenate me, man

by C1J July 29, 2006

commentversation

Having a conversation through blog comments.

Garrett's Blog: What are you doing right now?
Comment from Jay: Nothing
Comment from Kelly: Your mom
Comment from Garrett: Oooo, good one.
Comment from Jay: That's so mean!
Comment form Garrett: You're mean
Comment from Jay: No I'm not!
Comment from Garrett: Just kidding! I love you.
Comment from Jay: I love you too!

by geniusfreak July 7, 2005

Facebook Commentathon

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.

Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?

by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011