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Dirty Collette

The type of woman who breaks off her 12 inch pink dildo off in your ass and never tells you. Leaving an unknown sensation that doctors later find the cause of.
"Dude...he's been walking kind of funny. Like his girl dirty collette him."
by Mad Saulus June 15, 2020
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Crystin Collette

An amazing, funny, awesome Youtuber. Who is vegetarian and loves animals! She also loves cows.
by AwesomePants July 9, 2012
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Niamh collett

The sweetest prettiest girl you will ever meet and she has the best figure going all the boys love her so much and she gives the best hugs ever and her booty is so big
Woah, Niamh Collett is so thicc. She is hot.
by ill Text u later December 15, 2019
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Tom Collett

A boy with an obscenly large nose that dosnt like to associate with other human beings but instead, would rather sit around all day and play halo 3 on the xbox and eat cheese pasta.
"TC are you coming out?"

"Nah"

"Man you are such a Tom Collett!!!"
by Gallina Powerrrr September 9, 2009
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ben collett

Someone who thinks they are cool but end up finding out they are the loser that gets railed for coke money.
Tom look at Dave hes been such a ben collett this past month.
by RedRaider52 July 18, 2017
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kyle robert collett

normally reffered to as a totally ass hole.

kyle colletts tend to be extremely full of themselves and belive they can get more pussy than they really can.

many also have small, deformed penises.
dude i heard that guy has a kyle robert collett dick.
by jesus christ hates kyle April 13, 2010
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Collette

Collette is a self given name when you are on Call but only have a little time left on your shift. A mini Call. Aka Collette.
I'm Collette at the spa until 6 PM. If I'm not booked a 5 PM, I can leave at five and will be to you by six-ish. If I am booked until 6 PM I will be there by seven-ish.
by Sky Magic Pun-Meister January 23, 2021
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