A person with the innate ability to look like everyone else; a crazy bastard, you dont even know what he can do!
by mark (from vermont) February 26, 2005
Get the cholster mug.When someone acts in a reasonable fashion towards you or your colleagues, while being consistently pointing in conversation and comments towards the negative things in life.
Like my mom, she is cool sometimes, but she complains about everything. So she will be chill to be around, but she always talks about how something isn't to her standards. Blah.
She's so coolsuck...
Or that one friend you have that acts like the character that Charlie Day plays in the movie Horrible Bosses, worry wart; but a good friend.
She's so coolsuck...
Or that one friend you have that acts like the character that Charlie Day plays in the movie Horrible Bosses, worry wart; but a good friend.
by Coexisting September 10, 2012
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by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
Get the coolskeleton95 mug.A fictional place coined by singer/songwriter Rickie Lee Jones in 1979. Coolsville is largely populated with colorful characters both hopeless and hopeful, the disenfranchised, the down-and-out, hipsters, bohemians, junkies, artists, and what not. Coolsville is a place of hard redemption. It can also be used as an adjective and verb.
"The real thing come and the real thing go/The real thing is back in town/Ask me if you want to know the way to Coolsville." - Rickie Lee Jones
by Gskala01 June 27, 2006
Get the Coolsville mug.A city located on the western side of the Hudson River in Albany County, New York with a population of who gives a shit.
The most recent United States census reports that 12.3% of Cohoes is "African American". Upon complaints the census conducted a door-to-door campaign which resulted in an unrecorded change from the original 12.3% to 1.4%. The census bureau workers reported seeing an overwhelming amount of new shoes, fubu and southpole clothing.
Cohoes is widely known for it's habitual tweakers (methamphetamine users), level 3 sex offenders, arsonists, flaming homosexuals, douchebag cops and it's high eastern european population.
In the city's main park you will find a monument dedicated to incest.
Some traditions in Cohoes are getting pregnant before the age of 18, smoking newports and drinking 40's of cheap beer (even while pregnant), pretending to be from Troy, Latham, Waterford, Maplewood or Colonie.
Cohoes is home to a single high school, where gangsters roll up on unsuspecting 'foos' and threaten to steal their fellow students EBT (foodstamps) cards. I say threaten because these gangsters are actually white posers (they pretend to be italian or colored).
In the past decade scientists and physicians alike have become fascinated in an epidemic which has seemingly overtaken the small city. The virus is known as "staring". Rest assured, if you drive through Cohoes you will be stared upon and maybe put into shock by their dirt smudged faces and yellow teeth.
The most recent United States census reports that 12.3% of Cohoes is "African American". Upon complaints the census conducted a door-to-door campaign which resulted in an unrecorded change from the original 12.3% to 1.4%. The census bureau workers reported seeing an overwhelming amount of new shoes, fubu and southpole clothing.
Cohoes is widely known for it's habitual tweakers (methamphetamine users), level 3 sex offenders, arsonists, flaming homosexuals, douchebag cops and it's high eastern european population.
In the city's main park you will find a monument dedicated to incest.
Some traditions in Cohoes are getting pregnant before the age of 18, smoking newports and drinking 40's of cheap beer (even while pregnant), pretending to be from Troy, Latham, Waterford, Maplewood or Colonie.
Cohoes is home to a single high school, where gangsters roll up on unsuspecting 'foos' and threaten to steal their fellow students EBT (foodstamps) cards. I say threaten because these gangsters are actually white posers (they pretend to be italian or colored).
In the past decade scientists and physicians alike have become fascinated in an epidemic which has seemingly overtaken the small city. The virus is known as "staring". Rest assured, if you drive through Cohoes you will be stared upon and maybe put into shock by their dirt smudged faces and yellow teeth.
All persons herein mentioned are from or are employed in Cohoes unless otherwise stated.
Person A: Look at the person from Cohoes!
Person B: How do you know they're from Cohoes?
Person A: See definition above!
"It's a sad, sad thing that dental hygiene is non-existent in Cohoes..."
Person A: Hey man, you get the new Jordans?
Person B: Nah, my FICA check hasn't come yet...
Person A: Hey man, you got any doritos?
Person B: Nah, my foodstamps haven't come yet...
Person A: Hey man, you got some crystal?
Person B: Hells yes
Person A: Look at the person from Cohoes!
Person B: How do you know they're from Cohoes?
Person A: See definition above!
"It's a sad, sad thing that dental hygiene is non-existent in Cohoes..."
Person A: Hey man, you get the new Jordans?
Person B: Nah, my FICA check hasn't come yet...
Person A: Hey man, you got any doritos?
Person B: Nah, my foodstamps haven't come yet...
Person A: Hey man, you got some crystal?
Person B: Hells yes
by Someone not from Cohoes! May 11, 2006
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