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Let's grab coffee

A proposition for sex with a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Any and all "gay" sex acts.
Straight people "Netflix and chill", fabulous people "let's grab coffee".
by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021
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Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.
by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021
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That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐
Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot
by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021
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Tea, Coffee, Let's dance?

the USSRic phrase the proposal to the girl to meet the evening together, to friend closer, not hint the sex (but someone maybe kept in mind).

Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness
- Hey, Jane, what r u doing after classes?
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...
by KlausBorski October 21, 2020
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coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit
Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits
by MSHiggins December 18, 2008
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Coffee snob

1- An individual who cares about what coffee or coffee mix drink they put in their mouth. A coffee snob is not ok with starbucks, or Tim hotrons, or dunkin doughnuts, or mcdonalds...etc.

2- a coffee snob would rather drink water than drink old coffee. An anal coffee snob will not drink the coffee if it needs milk and anything more than 1 tsp of sugar.

3- a coffee snob supports local roasters and refuses to drink folgers, maxwellhouse, or any other pre-ground non-fresh coffee... Including instant.
Hey, you want some coffee?
What do you have?
I got instant and folgers.
Umm... You got water?
Oh... You must be a coffee snob, huh?
Ya, sorry.
by The coffee snob October 3, 2011
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Coffee Shop Revolutionary

An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.

These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".

The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.

Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!

Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.

Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
by RealMadrileno March 6, 2007
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