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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

Cockiedoodiepishie

1. noun: (usually followed by "time"): A time in one's life/day where logic and rational thinking are replaced by crazy behavior.
2. verb: The act having been crazy, usually out of character.
Noun: Don't worry about Yehuda's behavior, it's his cockiedoodiepishie time.

Verb: Yehuda is going to cockiedoodiepishie himself right out of school.

cockadoodlebuttfuck 

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.
Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"

Cocadoodle doo blow 

A blow job on the tip of the cock.

It makes your partner yell cocadoodle doo !
OH OH ! COCADOODLE DOO BLOW ! baby yeahh that's nicee !

cockahooie  

ADJ. Used to describe something that is not done up to standard. It could mean that something is broken, does not work properly, or in need of maintenance.
There is something cockahooie about your bike fit, try replacing that seat.
cockahooie by WORK4KGB August 19, 2008

cockadoodiepoopie

something, ususally a situation, that stinks, sucks.
that is really cockadoodiepoopie that you have to go to another bridal shower.
cockadoodiepoopie by hulk August 5, 2004