waffle cock

can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game

"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"

by Indy&Shortround December 9, 2008

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waffle cock

a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.

That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!

by Tom23543 December 22, 2006

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Ginger waffle cock

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

by Bladesbob June 21, 2020

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"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

by mexgema July 24, 2018