The Clownataur

The Clownataur is a mythical beast. It is a cross between a minotaur and a clown. It rides a customized tandem bike with the middle handlebars removed. The tandem bike has very rusty wheels and makes a squeeking sound when they spin. It is said that the Clownataur lives on themoors between Leek and Buxton. The Clownataur likes to stalk people at night then rape them. After the attack it sexually degrades you by saying that you smell like cheese and onion crisps.

I was walking home the other night and i was attacked by the Clownataur.

by Neil Bothamley January 4, 2009

clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

clownarchist

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.

The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.

by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

Clownary

So like when u do something and U become a whole clown after it

“Did you see Sarah eat out of the trash?”
“Yeah that’s clownary”

by sexydaddywhobuttfucksjunhee December 4, 2019

clown fart

A completely random sentence, or verse, with no validity.

"The Hakshoome toy recycling, and plastic fork manufacturing plant in Alberta." is a clown fart.

by Grim Realisation October 4, 2009

confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

by Miron Man October 6, 2008