The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

Monkeysphere Cleanse

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.

Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!

by websheep March 13, 2009

bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017

ethnic cleanse

Having your car cleaned at a hand car wash staffed largely by members of an ethnic minority.

My car's filthy. I'm going to take it into town for an ethnic cleanse.

by rossmcf July 20, 2011

Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017