Classic Somo

A Classic Somo is someone who is too cheap to buy something. A Classic Somo takes cheapness to a whole new level.

That guy is buying bandages from aliexpress ~ Classic Somo

by Prunetesh April 19, 2017

Classic Sam

The act of scoring in your own goal in game like Rocket League, NHL, FIFA, etc.

Oh my, another classic sam for us!

It’s been the third classic sam this game, they must be tired!

by Tommy Lee Devan November 2, 2019

Classic Simpsons

The Simpsons from season 1 to season 8, when it was the greatest animated show in the history of mankind. After season 8, Mike "Panda Rape" Scully decided to abandon all character development and realism, and turn the Simpsons into a gag-fest, which continues to suck even to this day.

Dumb User: Hey, I'm gonna go watch some season 12! Dur Hur!

Smart User: Only the Classic Simpsons are worth watching.

by Anonymous050921 December 30, 2009

Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.

That guy pulled a classic schmosby

by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020

Classic St.Johns

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.

Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!

by Antonio Coolio March 14, 2017

Classic Steve

To do a Classic Steve is when someone (usually male) goes away from any work he/she has to do. They usually retreat to; a bed, the toilet, the shower, or they just leave the area.

"No, no don't leave... I can't believe he is doing a Classic Steve"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

classic slim

A nickname for anyone overweight who has been given the ironic nickname of Slim, but who has now actually become slim. This person is typically overweight, lazy and a general characture of Eric Cartman.

Can only be applied once the party has lost extensive weight, and started getting laid.

Classic Slim- "Come round and we can get drunk, stoned and watch Deuce Bigalow."
Nouveaux Slim- "Don't come round, I'm trying to get laid."

Classic Slim- "You pay for the pizza, the beer, the barbeque, the dvds and pick me up."
Nouveaux Slim- "You pay for the pizza, the beer, the barbeque, the dvds and pick me up. Then I'll leave early."

by Slims_Mum June 1, 2006