Citröen

Citroën is a French brand of automobiles owned by Stellantis. In 1934, the firm established its reputation for innovative technology with the Traction Avant.

I'ma get me a Citröen car

by Lil Omex November 26, 2021

Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

Citroen DS

A spaceship on wheels. I was introduced in 1955 and manufactured from 1955 to 1975. There were many quirks and with that car, everything from replacing a tire to engine repair.

Clark W. Griswald drove a Citroen DS in Paris France and Munich West Germany in National Lampoons European Vacation, until the car got stuck in between a narrow arch when they were being chased by a lynch mob.

by Viscount Druitt March 23, 2026

Silver Citroen c8 from poland

It's just an inside joke you'll never understand

Hey look it's the silver Citroen c8 from poland

by Jayden S.L.H October 4, 2025