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chrissanie

A sweet and loving girl but dont mess with her she'll jack you up hard to find she's one of a kind
Molly:how's your gf

Bob:chrissanie
Molly:she's a keeper
by Lilly way November 9, 2017
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ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023
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ChrisChanMaxxing

The act of acting in a similar way to Chris Chan, therefore harnessing your inner sonichu and potentially going to jail.
Person 1: “Hey man. Heard you fucked your mom. Not cool.”
Person 2: “nah bro it’s fine I’m just ChrisChanMaxxing”
by Lvdcyeee October 30, 2023
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Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)
by Ed Austin January 1, 2006
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Chrisphine

He is a lost young man that tries to look for some booty, but it never works out, he turns out bald. He is Unattractive, legend says that he never got to have a girlfriend or married he is reaaly short and fat, in fact it is natural for him.
Chrisphine is usually short in person but looks fat
by Robert L. Daniels July 23, 2019
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Chrishon

Very handsome man, he's loyal and outgoing ladies of any dishonest type really doesn't deserve him
I need me a chrishon
by Edwin89978 July 30, 2022
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chrisson

Chrisson is HIM
Chrisson is so HIM
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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