Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

chobber

idiot,wanker as in Knobber chobber

waht a chobber
You knobber chobber

by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003

chibbed

the past tense of being hit with a blunt object commenly a bottle or a brick.
used at least twice a day by each person in scotland

Man A Chibbed That Emo Wae Ma Empty Bucky Bottle Nae Bother

by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 3, 2020

chibbed

To be chibbed is to hit with a blunt weapon

i.e a bottle

These blunt weapons include baseball bats, certain glass bottles and other blunt devices

See chibbing

Poor guy being 'chibbed' like that

by Duo maxwell2100 November 5, 2008

chobber

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008

get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

by chronic migraine January 24, 2019