chalga

Chalga is a bulgarian style, first meant to be only limited to the music but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of Bulgaria. The main traits of the calga are the following:
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)

Well known names from the CHALGA industry are: KONDIO CIGANINA TUP, MARA OTVARIACHKATA, GERGANA the SILICONE and many others.

In fact, the last years the CHALGA replaced the porno industry, forbidden in Bulgaria. The women who would like to become a CHALGA singer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neigbours they are titled "APPRENTICE CHALGA SINGER"

In general to become a CHALGA SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. What is the first name of Todor Jivkoff
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"

If you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the CHALGA society.

"Hey, CHALGAR smotan" - excuse me, sir, can I attract you attention to the following matter?
"Zaebi q taq CHALGARKA" - we'd better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a whore

by Johny French April 8, 2005

chalga

A word designating a kind of crappy Bulgarian sound that is based on pop and unintelligently (i.e. half-idiotically) manipulated ethno elements, and that pretends to be music, but cannot be farther away from it thanks to the zero artistic value it has. Singers are usually blond brainless girls with artifically enlarged lips and breasts (full of silicon) in order to hopelessly compensate for the lack of voice and artistic sense.

- Do you listen to chalga?
- No, I listen to music.

by Kea Van Embs April 8, 2010

CHALGA

Chalga is opposite to Mozart's music - i.e. ugly, fly-by-night shadow of music. Chalga is ugly, bray, vomitory low-quality thing that makes you have a headache. Chalga is a dud effort to make some music.

Here are only few chalga words:

Stupid sheep you are and always be...

by bebopper July 19, 2009

chagrin

Stephenie Meyer's pet word that she abuses regularly in her Twilight (Twatlight) "saga".

"Oh, Edward, I'm sorry...please forgive me." I didn't deserve him; he was too perfect for me. In heart-wrenching chagrin, I turned away to stop him from seeing the tears of chagrin in my chagrined eyes.

He turned my face back towards him with a velvet movement of chagrin. "Oh, Bella, my love, there is nothing to forgive!"

"But there is!" I cried in chagrin. "Oh, Edward, can't you see that I simply don't deserve you?"

"Oh, Bella, you silly girl. I love you!"

"I love you too!" I chagrined.

"Oh, Bella..." my perfect Adonis chagrined.

"Oh, Edward..." I chagrined.

"Bella..." he chagrined.

"Edward..." I chagrined.

"Bella..." he chagrined.

"Edward..." I chagrined.

by ChagrinedToDeath July 26, 2011

chagd

Originally a curious abbreviation of the word chagrined, the word 'Chagd' has the same meaning ie utter devastation
It originated in Manchester.

Luke: "Oh no Steve!"
Steve: "What?"
Luke: "You've gone and pulled a bad munter again"
Steve: "Chagd"
Luke: "Im chagd for ya mate"

by Nathaniel Bones September 28, 2006

chaag

It's pronounced, "chaghg". The double "a" is included in the word, "as".
It refers to vomiting.

Last night, I had a really bad migraine(headache)and I chaaged in toilet.

by KAWF October 4, 2008

Chaguay

Lovable people; Unknown origin. Beautiful, reserved, well-educated and good mannered people. Usually sophisticated and always looks good in the fashion world with both good style and great brands.

nothing beats a Chaguay

by J.Hender October 15, 2013