cheerleader poof

When the front part of your hair is put on top of your head , with a elastic making it stick straight up.

"Nadia wore a cheerleader poof to prom because aunt Lucy made her"

by Judawgga April 1, 2017

I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

Chearleader Effect

When a group of males or females looks hot, just from being in close proximity to each other. However, if you were to scrutinize each one individually you would see that they are either simply average looking or even repulsive. This is from the television show "How I met your mother" and is explained by Barney (Neil Patrick Harris)

AKA Bridesmaid Paradox, Spice Girls Conspiracy

Person 1: Dayum gurrl, check out that soccer team! Those boys are cute!

Person 2: Not really, if you were to look at each one individually you'd see that they are actually quite unattractive.

Person 1: OMG, you're actually SO right. Freaky shit!

Person 2: I know, it's called the Chearleader Effect, but is also known as the Bridesmaid Paradox or the Spice Girls Conspiracy.

by iamawesome1111 May 5, 2011

lightskin cheerleader

A lightskin cheerleader is just a hater they hate because they have nothing better to do true incels

Person 1: Who eat baked potato chips? You weird

Person 2: Quit being a lightskin cheerleader

by JadedGunz August 7, 2023

Cheerleadership

Coworkers who think leadership is demonstrated by gratuitous and public compliments.

At the end of every email, Sally shows cheerleadership like a boss by complimenting and thanking everyone for their awesome contributions to the "team".

by Tokyosea May 26, 2016

Lonely Cheerleader Syndrome

When a girl seems to hard to get and all the boys don't ask her out afraid of being shot down and thinking someone has already asked her and she has plans, but too many people think that way so no boy asks her out and she doesn't ever have plans. She is like the apple on top of the tree no one tries because they think everyone will try but in reality no one will if they all think like that.

Person 1:"Sophia doesn't have a date for prom yet?"
Person 2:"Not as many boys ask her out as you would think."
Person 1:"Oh now i get it! She totally has lonely cheerleader syndrome"

by Apple pi 3.14 October 10, 2012

COVID cheerleader

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.

You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.

by $lapaho March 3, 2021