Bobby Charlton

When a pube/bunch of pubes get trapped under your foreskin in a way that makes your bellend look like its got a comb-over. Just like football legend Bobby Charlton.

Damn, I really need to trim my bush. Every morning my cock resembles that balding 70 year old dude Bobby Charlton

by Sir Seamen October 7, 2008

charlton lewis

A pineapple
Charlton lewis is another name for a pineapple

Look a charlton lewis

by Mcswager01 January 30, 2014

Taco Charlton

The true definition has been lost and exagerated over time. Originated from Irish immigrants in the 1890s. All that is known is that it involves the human anus and tap shoes. It's a popular activity in Michigan.

Aunt Belinda decided to stay the night on Thanksgiving. When she fell asleeep, I gave her a Taco Charlton as revenge.

by Chief Pun November 26, 2016

charlton

so undescribably lame that it hurts

that is SO charlton

by Tad January 5, 2004

charlton crawley

gay stinky poopy head lives in gei fam house

youre such a charlton crawley

by funne man October 1, 2020

Daniyah Charlton

A female dog. SHe also attacks for no reason. Watch with extreme caution.

D: Is that Daniyah Charlton?
T: I think so.
K: Yeah, she's mean but I'd smash.

by That_Dude_14 May 30, 2018

Charlton Heston

An American actor whose career-defining talent was orating the word "God" with inhuman levels of conviction.

Charlton Heston? You mean that dude who played Moses in The Ten Commandments, Judah in Ben-Hur, and the guy who says, "GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" in Planet of the Apes? Yeah, I know him.

by mrskull September 24, 2018