chanclas

by Chonerman July 11, 2003

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Chancla

One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.

Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!

mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*

Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*

mom: *throws chancla*

*misses*

*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*

kid: fucking dies

by mexican idiot May 30, 2022

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Chancla

The worlds most deadly weapon when wielded by a Mexican mother or grandma.

Man my grandma almost killed me when the fat bitch though her chancla at my head it about slit me in half.

by Big_dick_boy January 16, 2020

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Chancla

A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.

My mom threw a chancla at me.

by Gjlhgf February 09, 2018

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Chancla

1. Spanish for "slipper"
2. Used to describe something horrid in any degree.
4. Pablo

Example 1:
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck

Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!

by POLYESTER1 March 05, 2007

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