by Chonerman July 10, 2003

One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.
Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!
mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*
Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*
mom: *throws chancla*
*misses*
*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*
kid: fucking dies
mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*
Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*
mom: *throws chancla*
*misses*
*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*
kid: fucking dies
by mexican idiot May 30, 2022

Man my grandma almost killed me when the fat bitch though her chancla at my head it about slit me in half.
by Big_dick_boy January 15, 2020

A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.
by Gjlhgf February 9, 2018

Example 1:
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck
Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck
Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!
by POLYESTER1 March 6, 2007

by igod333 June 3, 2017

The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.
Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me
by Hamsdude March 25, 2021
