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Chairacist

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.
Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"
by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011
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Chaira

A short gorgeous girl who is over possessive towards the love of her life.
She is a Chaira.
by BDJ153 January 25, 2021
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chairaoke

Chairaoke is a word used to describe a person’s offstage participation in karaoke.
I have done karaoke a few times. I’m big into supporting, but not the first to hit the mic. Some would say I am more into chairaoke.
by Mister Pasta January 27, 2023
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Chaira

Spanish slang for jerk off, used mainly on the south of Mexico.
The origin of the word comes from "chaqueta" which means the same thing, but also means jaquet.
I did a chaira last night watching porn

Anoche le pegue a la chaira viendo pelos
by Isodine August 3, 2006
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Chabira

True Player
Big Penis,
Has no problem with women
Pro at everything
Occasionally has sex with women
The greatest of all.
Pro Technicians
Large Penis
Attracts women!!!
by People Magazine February 28, 2005
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chahra

She is a pretty, enthusiastic girl who loves making people smile. Don’t hold a grudge at her or else you won’t know what she’s gonna do she is feisty! She is also very a smart and short girl! If you ever come across her just smile she will smile back and make your day!
Person:That’s Chahra!
Person2: say hi to her
Person: Hi Chahra
Chahra: Hey
by funny_hippo456 May 16, 2021
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Chairass

When you sit on a chair for so long your ass starts to hurt. All of your friends laugh at you because of this.
Josh: Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice last night?
Kyle: I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!
Josh: hahaha! You fail at life!
Kyle: Um... remember how you got chairass last week?
Josh: *cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?
Kyle: Haha I think that you fail more than I do

Josh: My ass still hurts.
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* Ow-mine too!
by lvvrgrl June 14, 2009
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