cement truck 

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

cement truck by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008

cement head 

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

cement head by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

cement shoes 

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.

A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.

cement shoes by Sir Gren December 14, 2008

Cement Beehive 

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity

As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive

Cement Beehive by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009

cement clit 

A woman who is stuck up and ignorant and just not pleasurable to be around because they haven't been laid in so long.

You probably haven't had an orgasm since '97, you cement clit.

cement clit by DarlingDarryl October 23, 2015

cement slappers 

grippers aka dogs aka feet ya kno the thing with toes yeah they do be slappin dat cement

“Did you see Sally’s cement slappers? THEY WERE HUGE!!!” - Aaron

cement slappers by grobnarsinglecheekduponafriday September 9, 2022

Cement Baby 

A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.

"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."

Cement Baby by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009