celibate

1.Unmarried or will not have sex for religeous reasons
2.Can be used as an insult

YEH well at least i get boys... its way better then being celibate like u, dearest!

by jessielake June 25, 2005

Celibate

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Celibate stench

To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.

He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!

by Arealmotherfarker November 27, 2016

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Celibate

If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.

Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021