Self-castration

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Causenetic

A person or thing that gives rise to a phenomenon that is dynamic or energizing.

President Obama was a causenetic leader. The causenetic movement of civil rights allowed for many phenomenon changes to happen.

by Inspiring Collaboration September 26, 2021

New Castrati

Expounder (usually male) of politically correct liberal-progressive sound bites who believes in all left-leaning issues such as global warming, feel-good education, conflict resolution, and so forth.

Examples of the New Castrati include: The Iraq Study Group, France, the NEA, San Francisco, Rosie O'Donell, Bill Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Al Gore etc....

by Joe Francisco April 16, 2007

crustration

The feeling of total frustration when your nose is lined with crusty boogers that you can't pick because you are in public.

Mary was suffering from severe crustration during the game!

by Momconn September 21, 2011

new castrati

A term used by closeted homosexuals to describe men with enough self confidence to express sympathy towards other human beings without the cowardly fear of being called a pussy.

The smog isn't that bad, I care not for the well being of myself or that of my fellow human beings, quit sounding New Castrati ...

by Gurdy November 3, 2012