Apparently, my homeland.
"Mommy, where do Norwegians come from?"
"Norwegia."
"And Canadians?"
"Canadia."
"What about Caucasians?"
"Caucasia. Shut up."
"Norwegia."
"And Canadians?"
"Canadia."
"What about Caucasians?"
"Caucasia. Shut up."
by Homeless Caucasian May 13, 2005
Get the Caucasia mug.A sexual act preformed by two people. (M+F or M+M). To perform this act, participants must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their testicles on the bottom participants eyes.
Wife: How was work today, Honey?
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
by dr85 November 7, 2011
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caucasist • Caucasity • Caucassity • Caucasiate • Caucasishit • caucasition • Caucasian • caucacity • Caucasia • Caucasian-Asian
Mad wack things only white people would do. The term originates from the Bodega Boys podcast starring Desus Nice and the Kid Mero which chronicles all the caucacity in modern pop culture and society.
Person 1: I saw some lady attach a leash to her toddler.
Person 2: Damn that's some caucacity right there.
Person 2: Damn that's some caucacity right there.
by paninichan December 12, 2015
Get the caucacity mug.How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell "caucasian". Usually, white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it's unlikely that "asian" to be contained inside a term meaning "white people".
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between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....
by corytz January 8, 2006
Get the caucasion mug.This is a person of asian race who has an (romantic) obsession with caucasian people. Usually white males who date asian women are accused of being asiaphiles. We ask the question - what about the women?
Example:
Vickie Chang of the OC Weekly accuses Orange County men of being asiaphiles, though never explores an asian womens obsession with dating white men. We like to call them caucasiaphiles.
Vickie Chang of the OC Weekly accuses Orange County men of being asiaphiles, though never explores an asian womens obsession with dating white men. We like to call them caucasiaphiles.
by Merede October 3, 2007
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by Monet’ January 23, 2019
Get the Caucasity mug.The definition for Caucasian is white. Usually, white objects such as, vanilla ice cream, copy paper, painters canvas and white walls looks bare or boring. ... It need color. In other words the definition for caucasian sex,is boring sex
The phrases or words that referred to boring sex is a quickie or wham bam thank you ma’am.
There are 4 colors (sexual activities ) leading up to stimulating and rousing sex 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
FAIR represents the 4 colors in love making.
1. Foreplay
2. Affection
3. Intimacy
4.Romances
The phrases or words that referred to boring sex is a quickie or wham bam thank you ma’am.
There are 4 colors (sexual activities ) leading up to stimulating and rousing sex 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
FAIR represents the 4 colors in love making.
1. Foreplay
2. Affection
3. Intimacy
4.Romances
"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!"
#MarriedAtFirstSight
#MarriedAtFirstSight
by 69Love August 4, 2019
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