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mr. castro

A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
"What happened to Mr. Johnson?"
"Oh, he pulled a Mr. Castro on Sally and got fired."
by Ms. Castro February 26, 2017
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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 19, 2007
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castroid

In video games, the removal of abilities, tools, weapons, etc., usually done early in a game to offer the player a preview of more advanced powers.

In a traditional castroition, the player will spend the rest of the game regaining their abilities to gain access to different areas within an open game world.

(Derived from the combination of Castlevania and Metroid by the cast of the Rebel FM podcast.)
"I felt like a total badass with my wave beam, grappling hook, and boostball until I got castroided fifteen minutes into the game."

"I thought I'd been castroided until I picked up the super-gravity-gun"
by iscariot83 August 25, 2009
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castro street cowboy

a male prostitute in the SanFrancisco area
"Look at those castro street cowboys lined up at the corner!"
by harry nut November 6, 2006
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super sneaky castro

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.
My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.
by Kittyteaser69 January 7, 2017
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Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.
by Zkilla February 2, 2006
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Jason Castro

Quite obviously the most gorgeous contestant on 'American Idol Season 7.' Jason plays the drums, guitar, and sings. He's known for being the 'one with dreads' on the show.
Jason is Colombian, but was born & raised in Rockwall, Texas. He has also appeared in the MTV reality show 'Cheyenne' & in her music video for 'Hanging On' as her love interest. Jason also once mimiced Ryan Seacrest in the beginning of a show when he said 'this is american idol.' (youtube it to watch)
Me: Have you seen Jason Castro on American Idol??
Her: Yeah, he's wicked talented and lovely tbh.

VOTE FOR JASON CASTRO! AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7.
:)
by mclaura April 18, 2008
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