Car crash fetish

A Car Crash Fetish is someone who has a fetish of car crashes (Or someone who finds enjoyment or who is aroused by cars crashing), it was created by weird YouTube kids videos (sonic ones mostly).
by A wondering traveler June 25, 2022
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The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash
by cascade? September 22, 2023
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to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.
Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.
by C/B/T February 05, 2009
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Crash car heart

Someone who falls in love quickly and easily and can develop deep emotions for someone else in a short time. These people usually end up getting rejected, but they don’t move on nearly as quickly as they fell in love. This word-phrase was most notability used by the legendary Fall Out Boy.
Johnny just got rejected by that girl today, he only knew her for a few weeks and already said he loved her, damn he sure is a crash car heart.
by Guy Fawkz February 10, 2018
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Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.
My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 30, 2020
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Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"
by SwedeRoyale March 08, 2020
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National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?
He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day
by A Dumb joke May 12, 2019
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