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cape girls

Extremely fat; grossly overweight.

Oh wait, thats the definition for obese. Which is what they all are.

Synonyms for Cape Girls: beefy, big, blimp, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, bull, burly, butterball, chunky, corpulent, cow, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, lard, large, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, ponderous, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, solid, stout, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty, whale
Yo! See that huge group of fat girls in the water?

-You mean the Bay of Pigs?

Yeah, those are some Cape Girls.
cape girls by S.C.A.F.F. May 4, 2005

cape girls

We're the girls that live life to its fullest, and being at the beach all the time is just a bonus. We don't think we're better than you, we just know how to have more fun. We're not afraid to go beer for beer (or shot for shot) with anyone (not even the tough guys). Our life is, and always will be, your vacation. You can find us at bonfires, at beach parties, or just cruising the Cape in our Wranglers. We don't need to compare our tans, because we know ours are better. We don't need to bleach our hair, because the sun does it for us (besides... brunettes do it better). We don't need to workout, because playing football on the beach with the guys is enough.

And we don't have to take shit from girls around the world, because we get it that you're just jealous.
cape girls by HLB October 2, 2005

cape girls

FUN. we like our beers light, our friends heavy, and our parties every night of the week
cape girls are hot, but they might be alocholics :)
cape girls by anonymous April 18, 2005

cape girls

not all are fat from drinking and, if you can believe it, some actually are intelligent and can hold their own in a conversation. not only concerned with their looks and tans, but if that's what you think, get a life cuz you've got another thing comin' for you, bitch.
the sexy cape girls are the ones who aren't caught up in themselves
cape girls by nausetchicas May 10, 2005

Cape Girls

Cape Girls, aren't like other girls. Cape girls don't care what they're doing, they'll make an ass of themselves in public. Bon fire anyone? Sure just don't forget to get caught and chased by the police! Cape girls don't care about the one night standers-they happen all the time. Just as long as you're by the ocean with a drink in hand ANYTHING GOES. Hey, you may meet that one cute summer boy but every Cape Girl knows there's more where that comes from. Take some of your friends and do it "CAPE GIRL STYLE" scope out some hotties, maybe give them a fake number? Who knows. It doesn't really matter.. Because your vacation is OUR LIFE.
Cape Girls by Cape Cod Babe September 26, 2005

cape girls

The bitches with the dough.
cape girls by redman January 1, 2004